Notices & Advisories
Correspondence issued to residents by Management, the HOA, and the IT Department. Residents are expected to have read all of it.
1 September 2026
Notice to Vacate & Relocate Campsite
Management served the occupants of Campsite One with formal notice to vacate, effective the following evening. Relocation was mandatory and not subject to negotiation, appeal, committee review, group vote, seniority, clinical credentials, instructor status, or passionate arguments presented around a campfire.
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Network Security Advisory — Unauthorized SSID
An access point broadcasting a name closely resembling a sanctioned community network has been observed in the vicinity. Residents are reminded that credentials are not to be shared, solicited, or entered into unfamiliar networks.
Read the full notice2 September 2026
Acoustic Compliance — Review Pending
Resident-collected instrumentation recorded 90 decibels at the gathering space at 0114 hours. The Office of the Mayor has acknowledged that there may have been some legitimacy to the eviction. The Fire Marshal has declined to comment.
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Gathering Space — Programming Hours
Programming at the gathering space continues at the discretion of residents until such time as Management intervenes. Management intervenes.