The Ridgeline
2 PERSON · 0 BATH · 34 SQ FT
Our most popular layout. Two-berth dome with vestibule storage and direct access to the tree line. Ceiling height varies with weather.
$0 / moWaitlist
Now pre-leasing for CAL27
Wooded living for people who arrive by air.
A master-planned community for critical care transport professionals, situated on a quiet parcel of the Maine woods. Flexible terms. Limited availability. No elevator.
The Wawona
Every community is organised around something. Ours is a six-person tent.
Anchor structure
Residences
Historic parcel
Est. Utah.
The community was founded at the first Crash and Learn, in Utah, around a single orange six-person tent. It was designated Campsite One that year and has been present at every Crash and Learn since.
The Wawona is not available for lease. It is the anchor structure, and the office of President follows it.
| Occupancy | 6 |
|---|---|
| Structure | Wawona, orange |
| Held by | MB, President |
| Relocations | 1 involuntary |
Residences
All residences are delivered unfurnished, unheated, and open to the elements on at least one side.
The Frunch Room
4 PERSON · 0 BATH · 62 SQ FT
Our largest leasable floor plan. Full standing height at centre, covered awning, and room for a cot that nobody will admit to bringing.
$0 / mo1 available
The Skids
2 PERSON · 0 BATH · 21 SQ FT
Elevated rooftop residence with ladder access and panoramic canopy views. Shortest commute to the gathering space in the community.
$0 / moInquire
The Trailer
OCCUPANCY TBD · 0 BATH · UNMEASURED
A forthcoming addition to the community. Acquisition is pending inspection, negotiation, and whether the listing is still up.
—Coming soon
Amenities
Thoughtfully curated for the way our residents actually live, which is poorly.
01Resort-style water featureLake access with seasonal swan-craft available to residents in good standing
0224-hour fitness circuitThe walk to the bathhouse, twice
03On-site diningRotating vendors. One entrée per resident. Wristband required.
04Community gathering spaceOpen flame. Programming runs until Management intervenes.
05High-speed wirelessOne (1) sanctioned network. See advisory before connecting.
06Concierge medicalHighest per-capita concentration of flight paramedics in the state, however the majority of them are from New Jersey, so take that as you will
07Ample natural lightBeginning at 0455
08Pet friendlySubject to approval by the Office of the Mayor
Notice to Vacate & Relocate Campsite
Following a comprehensive review by Management—and for reasons that Management is neither required nor particularly interested in discussing—the continued occupation of your current campsite has been deemed incompatible with ongoing campground operations.
All trash, personal belongings, and questionable decisions should be removed with you.
Campsite One is now a historic district.
The community was designated Campsite One at the first Crash and Learn and has held the designation at every one since. It began operating under the name Camp Mogadishu last year, following a general increase in rowdiness.
On the evening of 1 September 2026, Management served the occupants of Campsite One with formal notice to vacate. The community relocated in an orderly and professional manner consistent with the exceptionally high standards traditionally associated with individuals attending an EMS conference in the woods.
A subsequent review of resident-collected acoustic data recorded 90 decibels at 0114 hours. The Office of the Mayor has acknowledged that there may have been some legitimacy to the eviction. The Fire Marshal has declined to comment.
Office of the Mayor
Camp Mogadishu is governed by an elected body and one permanent fixture.
Portrait pendingCalMayorPermanent. Never stood for election, and the matter has never been raised in a way Management found convincing. Big fan of calcium.
Portrait pendingMBPresident — current termDuly elected. Holds the Wawona, and the office follows the tent. Term length remains a matter for the Secretary.
Portrait pending
HannahSecretaryMaintains the waitlist, the minutes, and the peace. The only officer with a written record of anything.
Portrait pending
OliverChief Spreadsheet OfficerSole authority over the columns. Reports to nobody, sorts everybody.
Portrait pending
MarceloChief Legal RepresentationReviewed the notice to vacate in its entirety and advised full compliance. Retained anyway.
Portrait pending
SergioMedia ManagerPublic affairs, photography, and the official record. All album submissions route through this office.
Portrait pending
AdamDirector of Information SecurityAuthors the advisories. Has seen the network list and would prefer not to discuss it further at this time.
Portrait pending
HandlesFire MarshalSole authority over the gathering space. Consulted after the fact.
Portrait pending
ArtSafety DirectorDelivers the safety brief nobody asked for. Has not yet been wrong, which is the difficult part.
Portrait pending
AleksaVibes and NarcanCarries both. Has never once needed to be asked for either.
Portrait pending
NateResident PotatoThe office is honorary. The title is not. No duties have been assigned and none have been requested.